- Funny creative humor apparel for plant lovers, quiet overthinkers, passive-aggressive introverts, and emotional minimalists who delegate their feelings to silent leafy coworkers that never interrupt.
- Ideal for stressed students, burnt-out creatives, chaotic gardeners, and sarcasm-laced self-helpers who channel their emotional weight into potted ferns and fiddle leaf fig therapy sessions.
- 16 x 16 bag with two 14 long and 1 wide black cotton webbing strap handles.
- Made of a lightweight, spun polyester canvas-like fabric.
- All seams and stress points are double-stitched for durability, and the reinforced bottom flattens to fit more items and hold larger objects.
- Spot clean/dry clean only.
I emotionally outsource to houseplants. This design is for the emotionally exhausted plant parents whove decided feelings are better managed by chlorophyll. Whether youre trauma-dumping on a cactus or asking a peace lily to hold your stress while you dissociate, this quote speaks your truth. Perfect for those whove had deeper conversations with a pothos than with their friends, or who think their ficus silently judges their life choices (and theyre probably right). Ideal for introverts, mental health drifters, suburban druids, and sarcastic minds who cope by projecting onto anything with leaves. You dont suppress emotions you delegate them. Professionally.
- Package Dimensions : 14.5 x 9.5 x 2 inches; 11.2 ounces
- Date First Available : May 2, 2025
- Manufacturer : merch_template
